Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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