my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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