my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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