ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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