Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
That accounts for only three of the penises
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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