you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Everything about him screamed your future.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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