atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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