You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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