Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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