Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
