john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
These tits shall not be calmed
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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