Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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