You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
