how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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