I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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