I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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