You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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