Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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