Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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