Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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