You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
