I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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