im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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