Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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