why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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