I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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