Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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