Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
is wine microwaveable?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
