wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
