Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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