Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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