Don't you send me to vm
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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