He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
