How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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