just come out here and I will go home with you...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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