oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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