My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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