I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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