They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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