I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
and she was petting her beer can
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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