That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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