Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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