That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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