i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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