Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
