are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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