She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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