Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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