i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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