Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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