She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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