Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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