My nipple is on Facebook.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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