idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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