I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just had sex bonerless
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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