just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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