Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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