No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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