He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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